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Cow Abductions

Cow abductions must be on the rise these days. The issue has become big enough to warrant a website, Cowabduction.com, and as you know only really and important things can warrant a website. They have 532,804 documented abductions to date (3 happened while I was on the site, although they may have been caused my me and the unfortunate, for the cow, position of my mouse). You can actually witness an abduction and see photos of abductions.

What do the aliens want? The cows never hurt anyone. I'll gladly volunteer some people I know in place of the cows...

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